Smart ass internship
Smarthouse is looking for THE perfect, hard working, do it all, independent production intern.
Yep; a millennial with only the good stuff of the tales that go around about this generation.
The film set is your second nature, you know all the different homo sapiens by heart and know how to approach them. Freek Fonk, ain’t got nothing on you. Like a Border Collie you herd the unleashed extras to the right place, no fences needed when you’re around.
We are ahead of our shooting schedule (probably because of your positive energy). You hear the walkie cracking,, kgg.. kggg.. kggggggg and before the 1st AD can ask you if lunch can be served early, you already gave the answer. But most important, you know who’s the boss on set and you’ll charm this Alfa by bringing the perfect Laté-Frapéchino-Machiato, with milk from a unicorn imported from a different universe.
You’re always on the move, but you always move with grace. Cause stress is like pure nitro for your brain, right? If a rare moment appears where you suddenly have nothing to do, you grab your phone and like a semi-professional photographer you take some epic set pics and post them on our social media with smart ass captions. Because of your witty way of using words, humor and hashtags, we’ve become insta-famous since you joined the team.
That’s right. Creative and top notch organizing skills. You can do everything and if you can’t you will learn it instantly. Like a true millennial you suffer from severe FOMO, hence you are curious about all stages of the wonderful world of film / commercial making. You love being on set, but you make the real magic happen in the office. A pink one-man-submarine? No problemo. Setting of fireworks from a drone? Sure. A transport schedule for 38 people, of which 12 have a different call time, live in 9 different cities and somewhere we have to pick up a horse? Give me one minute.
And finally, you breath film, you use your Cineville card more than your toothbrush, vomit film quotes like Gilles de la Tourette and your BFF is Martin Scorsese. Or Martin Koolhoven…
OH AND YOU NEED TO HAVE A DRIVERS LICENSE! VERY IMPORTANT, HOW ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO CATCH THE UNICORN?
You probably think: Hey, that’s me! Send an email to: email@example.com with the subject: THE PERFECT INTERN! Resumé, a bit of motivation, oh well: you know the drill.